//out = "win", "loss", or "tie" for your candidate //totv = total votes in entire election //aa = all final overall results data //quickstats = relevant data on candidate performance (format: your candidate's electoral vote count, your candidate's popular vote share, your candidate's raw vote total) orderID = [aa[0].candidate, aa[1].candidate, aa[2].candidate]; if (orderID[1] == 133) { return "

To tyrants never bend the knee!

Kentucky's crucial electoral votes arrived late, having to be retrieved from the state by Secretary Jefferson at the request of Vice President Adams, thereby concluding the 1792 presidential election but not the partisan rage that came with it. Optimistic letters from John Beckley and improvised political pundits had predicted a Clinton victory that did not come to pass, and as General Washington continues to sink down into the depths of aristocracy and monarchy, you cannot help but think that the young Colonel of the French and Indian War has finally gone senile.

For you, the fight has just begun, and you have already internally nominated yourself to be Thomas Jefferson's campaign manager in 1796. For Jefferson and liberty!

" } else if (orderID[1] == 134) { return "

Rejoice, Columbia's sons, rejoice!

Kentucky's crucial electoral votes arrived late, having to be retrieved from the state by Secretary Jefferson at the request of Vice President Adams, thereby concluding the 1792 presidential election but not the partisan rage that came with it. The defeat of John Adams for the Vice Presidential chair by George Clinton came as a little shock to you and Thomas Jefferson, while it never even crossed the mind of the arrogant Adams. It is unclear what, if any, effect Clinton's presence will have on fighting the influence of Alexander Hamilton in the cabinet of George Washington, but what is clear is that even if the president continues to stand by the Secretary of Treasury, the people sure as hell will not.

" }